The Day My Body Wash Had an Identity Crisis - Blooper Series 4

(Spring Collection Behind‑the‑Scenes)

So I tried to make myself a beautiful pearlescent green body wash. Keyword: tried.

I added the mica. I stirred. I waited for the magic.

Instead… I created something that looked like:

“I rinsed a paintbrush in this after painting a forest.”

Not pearlescent. Not pastel. Not even green, honestly. Just… murky. Stable, committed, emotionally confused murky.

The kind of murky that says:

“I don’t know who I am anymore, but I’m doing my best.”

My dog watched me laugh at it for a full minute like:

“Mom has crafted a potion of questionable alignment.”

So yes — the Spring line is coming. But first, please enjoy this behind‑the‑scenes moment where my body wash went through a full Gen Z identity crisis and came out looking like enchanted swamp water.

Stay tuned for the actual colors. Not the “pond after a frog rave” ones.